Followed by many.. Messaged by none.
10 signs of a Perfect Girl
Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Talented, Polite, Understanding, Sexy, Smart, Youthful. In otherwords - T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y LMFAO.
Raise your hand if you don't believe the world is...
SEE WHAT PEOPLE INBOX YOU
BLACK = I want a relationship GREEN = I think you’re cute PURPLE = I miss you ORANGE = I really like you RED = I love you YELLOW = You are amazing BLUE = You are beautiful PINK = I want you but I’m taken GREY = We need to talk more
What Kisses Mean (Male Edition)
hestupiddope: Quick Kiss/Pop Kiss = Fine, here you go. Long Kiss/French = I actually missed you/Happy to see you. Kiss on the forehead = I care about you. Kisses on the neck = If you do don’t stop me soon I’m whippin him out. Kisses anywhere below the neck = Its goin down. Kiss when I wake up in the morning = I love you. This doesn’t apply to all boys, It works for me.
When you plan on going to bed early...
Expectations: 9:00 pm When you plan on going to bed early… Reality: 1:00 am
If I had a dick
nofairytalehere: A flexible girl would have no pussy walls. Split, I dare you…I’d run dick first into your shit… Dick first. Lmaoooo!!!!!
@karyna_skyy (my wifey) actin a damn fool lol
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
i-gotta-get-back-to-hogwarts: isnorlax: Expectations: Reality: I do this in my kitchen EVERY DAMN DAY!!!! Lol
My proffessor must be trying to kill me literally……. I have to write a TEN FREAKIN page sociology paper. This woman has lost her ever luvin mindddddd!!!! This sh!t is gonna kill mee!!…. Smh